{"id":24,"date":"2010-06-19T11:16:51","date_gmt":"2010-06-19T11:16:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesots.com\/wordpress"},"modified":"2010-06-19T23:52:12","modified_gmt":"2010-06-19T23:52:12","slug":"new_silly_poetry","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/writings\/new_silly_poetry","title":{"rendered":"New Silly Poetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>God is Deaf<\/h2>\n<p>&#8220;God is deaf&#8221;<br \/>\nsaid Nietzsche.<br \/>\nAt least, I think that&#8217;s what he said &#8211;<br \/>\nthe room was noisy<br \/>\nand I didn&#8217;t hear him very well.<br \/>\n&#8220;God is deaf&#8221;<br \/>\nsaid Neitzsche<br \/>\nas he added yet another<br \/>\nunnecessary letter to his name.<br \/>\n&#8220;God is deaf&#8221;<br \/>\nsaid Neitzsche,<br \/>\nand the preacher,<br \/>\nshouting through his loudspeaker,<br \/>\nmade sure God heard<br \/>\nthe sermon that he had to bring<br \/>\nto most of west Nairobi.<\/p>\n<h2>Basking Shark<\/h2>\n<p>My friend called Jack<br \/>\nwent round the back<br \/>\nof my house without asking<br \/>\nand found a shark, basking<br \/>\nin the sun by the side of my pool.<br \/>\nThe fool!<\/p>\n<p><em>Written in 2003<\/em><\/p>\n<h2>Why The Apostrophe?<\/h2>\n<p>Thro&#8217; the storm I wand&#8217;rd, with miry skies so gre&#8217;,<br \/>\nWhilst in the kitchen Mrs. Blob dids&#8217;t make some food so gay.<\/p>\n<p>Twas mingin&#8217; food, &#8217;tis said by most, the kind she tries to bake<br \/>\nAnd when I eat it, truth be said, my stomach tends to ache.<\/p>\n<p>Which most did what, and with&#8217;r he, the range it was so since;<br \/>\n&#8216;Till all about the time was rent and more did grunt and wince.<\/p>\n<p><em>Written in 2008<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God is Deaf &#8220;God is deaf&#8221; said Nietzsche. At least, I think that&#8217;s what he said &#8211; the room was noisy and I didn&#8217;t hear him very well. &#8220;God is deaf&#8221; said Neitzsche as he added yet another unnecessary letter to his name. &#8220;God is deaf&#8221; said Neitzsche, and the preacher, shouting through his loudspeaker, &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/writings\/new_silly_poetry\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":26,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":364,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions\/364"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/26"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}