{"id":95,"date":"2003-04-08T06:43:30","date_gmt":"2003-04-08T06:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jamesots.com\/wordpress\/?p=0"},"modified":"2013-01-20T00:01:05","modified_gmt":"2013-01-20T00:01:05","slug":"tis-but-a-scratch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/archives\/95","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Tis But A Scratch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a bit of Monty Python. Or is it the news from Iraq? I&#8217;m not sure.<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"\" src=\"\/site\/images\/blog\/scratch.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/><br \/>\n<i>Arthur:<\/i> Now stand aside worthy adversary.<br \/>\n<i>Knight:<\/i> &#8216;Tis but a scratch.<br \/>\n<i>Arthur:<\/i> A SCRATCH? Your arm&#8217;s off!<br \/>\n<i>Knight:<\/i> No it isn&#8217;t.<br \/>\n<i>Arthur:<\/i> Well, what&#8217;s that then?<br \/>\n<i>Knight:<\/i> I&#8217;ve had worse.<br \/>\n<i>Arthur:<\/i> You liar!<br \/>\n<i>Knight:<\/i> Come on you pansy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"clear: both;\"><i>Arthur:<\/i> Look, you&#8217;ve got no arms left!<br \/>\n<i>Knight:<\/i> Yes I have!<br \/>\n<i>Arthur:<\/i> LOOK!!<br \/>\n<i>Knight:<\/i> Just a flesh wound.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a bit of Monty Python. Or is it the news from Iraq? I&#8217;m not sure. Arthur: Now stand aside worthy adversary. Knight: &#8216;Tis but a scratch. Arthur: A SCRATCH? Your arm&#8217;s off! Knight: No it isn&#8217;t. Arthur: Well, what&#8217;s that then? Knight: I&#8217;ve had worse. Arthur: You liar! Knight: Come on you pansy! Arthur: &#8230;<a class=\"post-readmore\" href=\"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/archives\/95\">read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":746,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jamesots.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}