Here’s a bit of Monty Python. Or is it the news from Iraq? I’m not sure.
Arthur: Now stand aside worthy adversary.
Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A SCRATCH? Your arm’s off!
Knight: No it isn’t.
Arthur: Well, what’s that then?
Knight: I’ve had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Knight: Come on you pansy!
Arthur: Look, you’ve got no arms left!
Knight: Yes I have!
Arthur: LOOK!!
Knight: Just a flesh wound.